grawly:

dekutree:

i’m in teaaaaaaaaaars

that aint shit tho one time i ordered a simple cheeseburger in the drive thru and they somehow managed to fuck up my order on an astronomical level which i did not know was even achievable and put every single condiment on top but forgot to add the patty so i just ended up giggling like a mother fucker on the way home taking small bites out of my gross ass mcdonalds grilled cheese sandwich

My friend ordered a mcgriddle. She thought the patty would be in between. Nope. Just the bread/pancake.

grawly:

dekutree:

i’m in teaaaaaaaaaars

that aint shit tho one time i ordered a simple cheeseburger in the drive thru and they somehow managed to fuck up my order on an astronomical level which i did not know was even achievable and put every single condiment on top but forgot to add the patty so i just ended up giggling like a mother fucker on the way home taking small bites out of my gross ass mcdonalds grilled cheese sandwich

My friend ordered a mcgriddle. She thought the patty would be in between. Nope. Just the bread/pancake.

(Source: twitterscreencaps)

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(Source: looo-ch, via chic-fil-a-official)

death-by-lulz:


Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon
I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

death-by-lulz:

Stumbled upon this little guy this afternoon

I don’t have my glasses on and I thought this was a raw chicken breast in the forest.

(Source: awwww-cute, via phobias)

peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via greatfatsby)

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

(via omgtyleeer)

(Source: derpiana)

somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

(via ruinedchildhood)

tastefullyoffensive:

[prs180]
gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

(via momcrotch)

woof woof wats for lunch lol

(Source: momcrotch)